ENDLESS WAR

Marsalwin is a level 84 slimeboi. They are wielding Die Radian, throwing knives. They are a rank 6 master of the throwing knife. They are wrapped tightly in bandages that hold their two halves together. Their anorexic, frail physique causes even light breezes to blow them off course due to Light As A Feather. They’re always one criticism away from devouring several large pizzas due to Binge Eater. Fierce boiling and sizzling can be heard from deep inside their stomach due to Fast Metabolism. Their frequent, unholy belches could incapacitate a Megaslime due to Spoiled Appetite. They’ve got nothing of note below the belt due to Quantum Legs. They are extremely fortunate due to Lucky. Their charming charisma and dashing good looks make them the life of the party due to Social Animal. They stand out from the crowd, mostly because they stay far away from them due to Lone Wolf. They’re fabulously accompanied by a wide range of luxurious cosmetics due to Dressed to Kill. Unnatural amounts of blood rush through their body, causing grotesquely large veins to bulge out of their head and arms frequently, due to Thicker Than Blood. They have 19 confirmed kills. SlimeCorp offers a bounty of 259,056 SlimeCoin for their death. They have a Cop Badge, Cop Badge, Pajama Onesie, Juve-O'-Lantern, Straw Hat, Pair of Circular Sunglasses, Hoodie, SlimeCorp Pin, Spiked Bracelets, Overalls, Pajama Onesie, Flower Crown, ***Your Favorite Hat***, ***Your Favorite Hat***, Cabbage Tree Hat, Straw Hat, Flower Crown, SlimeCorp Pin, Hoodie, pair of glasses, and Overalls adorned. They are accompanied by !awoo, a 2-foot-tall Slimeoid.

Statistics

biggest_bust_level	20
biggest_casino_loss	12,852
biggest_casino_win	35,700
biggest_kill	25,191,930
bounty_collected	334,472
capture_points_contributed	1,376,624
ghostbusts	0
kills	19
lifetime_casino_losses	211,438
lifetime_casino_winnings	188,592
lifetime_damage_dealt	562,749,184
lifetime_deaths	91
lifetime_ganks	157
lifetime_ghostbusts	2
lifetime_kills	184
lifetime_poudrins	2,583
lifetime_pve_deaths	5
lifetime_self_damage	2,212,276
lifetime_slime_coins	1,000,000,810,390
lifetime_slime_loss	603,750,538
lifetime_slimes	899,608,839
lifetime_slimes_decayed	99,821,721
lifetime_slimes_farmed	37,500,000
lifetime_slimes_from_kills	106,408,240
lifetime_slimes_haunted	147,227
lifetime_slimes_mined	613,249,346
lifetime_slimes_scavenged	74,448,028
lifetime_takedowns	21
max_bounty	25,905,625
max_ghost_level	26
max_ghostbusts	2
max_haunt_inflicted	20,000
max_hit_dealt	101,565,720
max_hit_survived	49,431,110
max_kills	49
max_level	84
max_poudrins	5
max_slime_coins	1,000,000,000,072
max_slimes	134,550,829
max_slimes_farmed	27,000,000
max_slimes_from_kills	53,176,912
max_slimes_mined	144,349,986
max_slimes_scavenged	65,575,214
max_wep_skill	16
poudrins_looted	34
slimecoins_spent_on_revives	745,758,816,916
slimes_farmed	4,200,000
slimes_from_kills	53,176,912
slimes_mined	33,843,838
slimes_scavenged	65,575,214
total_deaths	6
total_slimecoin_invested	253,501,251,850
total_slimecoin_withdrawn	26,035