ENDLESS WAR

MeatyLearner is a level 73 slimeboi. They are wielding Coon Cutter, a scythe. They are a rank 6 master of the scythe. They have scarring on both temples, which occasionally bleeds. They’re fabulously accompanied by a wide range of luxurious cosmetics due to Dressed to Kill. Their toes are connected by a thin layer of skin due to Webbed Feet. They are exceptionally good at picking up trash due to Dumpster Diver. Their shedding is a constant source of embarrassment due to Organic Fursuit. Unnatural amounts of blood rush through their body, causing grotesquely large veins to bulge out of their head and arms frequently, due to Thicker Than Blood. They beam with intense pride over their faction’s sophisticated culture and history due to Patriot. A putrid stench permeates around them all hours of the day due to Aposematic Stench. Fierce boiling and sizzling can be heard from deep inside their stomach due to Fast Metabolism. Tiny mushrooms and other fungi sprout from the top of their head and shoulders due to Fungal Feaster. They’ve got nothing of note below the belt due to Quantum Legs. They have 5 confirmed kills. SlimeCorp offers a bounty of 218,236 SlimeCoin for their death. They have a cowboy, teal colored Pair of Circular Sunglasses, white colored Captain's Hat, and hawaiian shirt adorned. They are accompanied by Juralumin, a 1-foot-tall Slimeoid.

Statistics

biggest_bust_level	28
biggest_casino_loss	1,800,000,000
biggest_casino_win	2,700,000,000
biggest_kill	154,377,189
bounty_collected	966,622
capture_points_contributed	503,858
ghostbusts	0
kills	5
lifetime_casino_losses	3,562,747,232
lifetime_casino_winnings	5,646,530,581
lifetime_damage_dealt	1,902,525,520
lifetime_deaths	120
lifetime_ganks	105
lifetime_ghostbusts	3
lifetime_kills	136
lifetime_poudrins	8,413
lifetime_pve_deaths	10
lifetime_self_damage	195,858,561
lifetime_slime_coins	1,063,292,742,524
lifetime_slime_loss	2,622,962,685
lifetime_slimes	3,541,116,577
lifetime_slimes_decayed	148,712,438
lifetime_slimes_farmed	28,960,000
lifetime_slimes_from_kills	491,790,353
lifetime_slimes_haunted	41,159,323
lifetime_slimes_mined	2,718,269,337
lifetime_slimes_scavenged	32,065,999
lifetime_takedowns	21
max_bounty	56,561,316
max_ghost_level	52
max_ghostbusts	2
max_haunt_inflicted	12,766,672
max_hit_dealt	121,875,000
max_hit_survived	181,182,369
max_kills	20
max_level	93
max_poudrins	49
max_slime_coins	1,000,001,224,454
max_slimes	509,356,411
max_slimes_farmed	12,600,000
max_slimes_from_kills	132,330,249
max_slimes_mined	509,292,570
max_slimes_scavenged	13,823,471
max_wep_skill	21
poudrins_looted	147
slimecoins_spent_on_revives	835,202,715,660
slimes_farmed	1,800,000
slimes_from_kills	26,997,186
slimes_mined	1,183,959
slimes_scavenged	6,744,966
total_deaths	16
total_slimecoin_invested	162,553
total_slimecoin_withdrawn	237,598