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Patchnotes v1.23 - Time (and weather!)

Time now advances in New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee. The slime exchange is only open during regular business hours, but the stock price continues to fluctuate throughout the night. Be careful with your investments!!

  • Add a day/night cycle. One hour is 15 real minutes.
  • The stock exchange is now open only from 6am until 6pm.


  • Fixed an issue which would cause bat criticals hits not to land.
  • Negative slime is now persisted even if the haunting player revives.
  • Garrote wire crits now deal 100x weapon damage instead of instantly killing the target.
  • New command !patchnotes which links to the news page.