Ridiculously late post of The Slime Times issue #7. Whoops!
Connor has released an updated version of the RFCK Minecraft texture pack which is suitable for v1.13. Download it here!
Somehow, despite the world ending in Negaslime, a new issue of The Slime Times
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Sparring has been redesigned to greatly increase the amount of slime generated. This should help players catch up to the larger slimeholders on the server. Generally speaking, it's best to spar somebody with about 10x the slime that you have.
Something strange is going on in the mines... there are rumors of ARTIFACTS being unearthed. Their purpose and meaning is not entirely clear yet.
- !mine now yields significantly more slime.
- !mine now has a small chance to unearth slime poudrins in addition to slime.
- Killing a player grants you their poudrins.
- Poudrins are always lost on death.
The oft-requested feature of weapon naming has actually been implemented. Use the new !annoint command to name your currently equipped weapon.
- !annoint requires 100 slime and 1 slime poudrin.
- Names may be no more than 32 characters.
- Names apply the current weapon and persist indefinitely, even through death.
- Each weapon may have its own name.
A few flavor changes. The casino is now open only at night. Fighting causes fatigue, so you'll eventually need to eat/drink if you are sparring or killing.
- The casino is open from 6pm until 6am.
- !kill now causes 1 point of fatigue, applied to the caster.
- !spar now causes 1 point of fatigue, applied to both players.
- !order now optionally accepts a player mention, allowing you to buy food for somebody else.
- Kingpins now eat free in the food-court.
- !56709 has been added as an alternative to !howl.
- SlimeCoin bounties awarded from killing players now actually work.
Another issue of The Slime Times! And it's a big one... market crash, the tragic story of DoopedyShmoople, what's going on in the ARG, and the life story of Infallible Investor! Read it all here.
Contributions this week from editor in chief Seani, production editors LemonTart and Tobastion, illustrators Levy Jevy and Sleims, and ARG summarizer Niboe.
Slime 'n' Tonic ain't the only game in town anymore! Food and drink are now available at the #food-court instead.
- Add a new channel, the #food-court, where all eating is done.
- Add !menu and !order to view and purchase food.
- The !drink command has been removed.
- New weather patterns have been added.
- !howl now has random variations.
DoopedyShmoople's victory over Ephraim in a POKEMON SHOWDOWN DUEL was followed by his brutal murder in the COMBAT ZONE. Seeking revenge, Doop has challenged Ben Saint himself to a showdown!!
The fight will be best of one, winner takes all. OU singles. The stakes: Ben will destroy 69 gigaslime if he's defeated... but if he wins, DoopedyShmoople will join the Killers.
The showdown is set for 4pm EDT tomorrow (5/27/2018).