A few flavor changes. The casino is now open only at night. Fighting causes
fatigue, so you'll eventually need to eat/drink if you are sparring or
- The casino is open from 6pm until 6am.
- !kill now causes 1 point of fatigue, applied to the caster.
- !spar now causes 1 point of fatigue, applied to both players.
- !order now optionally accepts a player mention, allowing you to buy food for somebody else.
- Kingpins now eat free in the food-court.
- !56709 has been added as an alternative to !howl.
- SlimeCoin bounties awarded from killing players now actually work.
Another issue of The Slime Times! And it's a big one... market crash, the tragic story of DoopedyShmoople, what's going on in the ARG, and the life story of Infallible Investor! Read it all here.
Contributions this week from editor in chief Seani, production editors LemonTart and Tobastion, illustrators Levy Jevy and Sleims, and ARG summarizer Niboe.
Slime 'n' Tonic ain't the only game in town anymore! Food and drink are now available at the #food-court instead.
- Add a new channel, the #food-court, where all eating is done.
- Add !menu and !order to view and purchase food.
- The !drink command has been removed.
- New weather patterns have been added.
- !howl now has random variations.
DoopedyShmoople's victory over Ephraim in a POKEMON SHOWDOWN DUEL was
followed by his brutal murder in the COMBAT ZONE. Seeking revenge, Doop has
challenged Ben Saint himself to a showdown!!
The fight will be best of one, winner takes all. OU singles. The stakes: Ben will destroy 69 gigaslime if he's defeated... but if he wins, DoopedyShmoople will join the Killers.
The showdown is set for 4pm EDT tomorrow (5/27/2018).
Your slimebroker is working overtime! You can now !transfer SlimeCoin to players (with a 5% fee).
- !transfer shares a cooldown with !invest and !withdraw (20 minutes)
- It's possible to transfer slime to any player regardless of faction.
- The Rowdy Fucker and Cop Killer kingpins can no longer !invest.
Time now advances in New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee. The slime exchange is only open during regular business hours, but the stock price continues to fluctuate throughout the night. Be careful with your investments!!
- Add a day/night cycle. One hour is 15 real minutes.
- The stock exchange is now open only from 6am until 6pm.
- Fixed an issue which would cause bat criticals hits not to land.
- Negative slime is now persisted even if the haunting player revives.
- Garrote wire crits now deal 100x weapon damage instead of instantly killing the target.
- New command !patchnotes which links to the news page.
Krak revealed to be a furry, Kanman dead, and the origins of the ARG! Read
all about it and more in this week's Slime Times.
Contributors include Editor in Chief Seani, Production Editors
LemonTart and Tobastion, Illustrators Levy Jevy,
Doopedy Shmoople, and Juan the Alligator, and columnists
DryIceBros, Evange_, ItsYaBoi, and Skip
A set of minor bug fixes. If you attempt to kill the player that previously killed you, you are no longer immune to attacks from that player. Additionally:
- On revive, weaponskills up to level 3 (2 skill less than mastery rank 1) are retained. (Up from 0.)
- Sparring against an enemy faction player now gives a useful error message.
- ENDLESS WAR now complains about deleting command messages.
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Content by Super Investor, LemonTart, and Evange.