ENDLESS WAR

July 27, 2018 - LOL!

The first SlimeCoin CRASH, worse than anybody would have imagined. The first Slimefest. And, for a brief moment, Ben had more slime than Munchy.

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Dark Souls 2

• Added craftable knight armor.
• You can actually smelt the dragon claw now, we promise.

Battle Blimp

• Light as a feather now breaks your fall when jumping from the blimp.

Dark Souls

• Added Dodge rolls.
• Added Iframes.
• Added parrying and reposting.
• Added boss souls.
• Added smelting weapons from boss souls.
• Added smelting new crafting materials.
  • Iron Ingots (Made from melting down tin cans with faggots)
  • Leather (Made from tanning old boots with a tanning knife made from iron ingots)
• Added TRUE RANDOM.
• Removed Herobrine.

Furniture

• Added hues to furniture.
• Added special hue furniture. Its description changes when the hue changes.
• Added custom furniture. Any text added wen !buy-ing will be incorporated into the furniture's description.
• Added a heap of miscellaneous furniture and 6 sets, including several craftable corpses.
• Added an alarm clock, which DMs you on the RFCK time you set it to using !setalarm.
• Added televisions, which you can !watch when placed in your apartments. !snag your TV our of your apartment for a while to stop watching.
• The Mane 6 are all available as figurines.
• Added bricks, which you can !toss @user to throw through a person's window.

Housekeys

• Added housekeys. Buying one with !addkey multiplies your rent by 1.5 and charges you base rent. Give it to other players to give them permanent access to your house.
• You can !changelocks at the cost of half base rent to break these keys and revert your rent to before you had them.
• Homeowners can now !bootall visitors, unless a visitor has a housekey.
• !snagging is only allowed for the homeowner and visitors with the proper housekey.

Misc

• You can now bet your soul directly in russian roulette, craps, baccarat, and roulette at the usual rate of half a billion SlimeCoin.
• Fixed some bugs related to propstanding and !swearjar.
• Buffed !pray (now reduces swear jar by 3, up from 1).
• The exchange rate for Slime to SlimeCoin has been raised to 1:1 (up from 100:1).
• The swear jar will no longer fine you if you aren't profane enough for ENDLESS WAR to scold you.
• Quantum legs now requires you to wait 30 seconds without entering a message before teleportation goes through.
• After the 30 seconds have passed, a warning message will be sent to the destination channel, and you will need to wait an additional 5 seconds before the teleportation is completed.
• Fixed ghosts being able to bet slime at some casino games.
• Fixed a fishing exploit where casting reeling multiple times would cause the player to be fishing multiple times at once.
• Changed weapon skill gain to require the shootee to also be a higher slime level than the shooter's weapon skill.

Minecraft bow

• Minecraft bow

Duels

• Added in Duels
• To initiate a duel, you must use !duel on another player. If they !accept, this will flag both of you for 3 minutes after a 10 second cooldown.
• If either player sends a message to the server during the countdown, they will be struck by the Bone Hurting Beam, and the duel will end immediately.
• You can not !move, !embark, !teleport or !retire during a duel. (This also applies to Russian Roulette)

Misc

• Added in 20 new dance moves.
• Added in the Swear Jar. Swearing within the server or in ENDLESS WAR's DMs will deduct 1 billion slimecoin from you and will increase your Swear Jar by 1.
• To lower your Swear Jar, you must !pray.
• !curbstomp is now an alias for !kill.
• !harvest is no longer a command.

Misc

• Killed slimernalia.
• Slashed capping costs by a factor of 10.
• !harvest is no longer a command.

Slimeoids

• Completely overhauled slimeoid combat. Slimeoids now use their own sap system.
  • Slimeoids have a sap pool equal to their level * 2.
  • Slimeoids invest sap in actions. The more sap they invest, the more likely they are to succeed.
• Added slimeoid candies sold at Glocksbury Comics and Slimy Persuits, which allow players to change their slimeoids' stats.

Misc

• Users that don't allow DMs can no longer check their !inventory.
• Sandbags show the correct slime spent and don't trigger PvP anymore.
• !frame works again.
• Added the Nuclear Beach next to Assault Flats Beach. Only prehistoric enemies spawn there.
• Increased movement time between outskirts and between outskirts and the city.
• Added !trash to destroy food items from anywhere.

Zines

• Zines can now be written entirely in DMs.
• !reading will only work in DMs.
• You can !shelve [zine] and !unshelve [zine] in your apartment's bookshelf.
• You can !setpages [5-20] for your manuscript.
• You can !takedown [Zine ID] if you no longer want your own zine to be in circulation. Use !untakedown [Zine ID] to reverse this. Admins can !copyrightstrike [Zine ID] any zine if it's plagiarized.

Zines

• Start a manuscript by using !beginmanuscript at the Cafe, either University or the Comics shop.
• !publish your manuscript into a purchasable zine.
• !browse for zines at the Cafe, Universites or Comics shop.
• Once you've found a zine that interests you, use !orderzine to buy it for 10k slime.
• After absorbing the zine's content, it is your moral obligation to !review it with a score from 1 to 5 fucks.

Slimernalia

• Increased festivity from Sigillaria to 1k each (up from 100 each).
• Added more types of wrapping paper, as well as the wrapping paper hat.
• Increased the cost of wrapping paper to 1k each (up from 500 each).

Misc

• Juvies can now !dance.
• Added in juice boxes.
• Made slight adjustemnt to !negaslime, added !negapool for clarity.