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Patchnotes v3.9a (by stotle)

Added the Slime's End Cliffs, a new pvp-enabled subzone in Slime's End.
!toss: Throw an item off the cliff. Thrown items will either sink into the sea or get eaten by sea monsters. These creatures kick up slime when they chow down, so make sure to !scavenge it.
!jump: A form of suicide. All of your items will be discarded as though they were !tossed. However, adorned and equipped weapons should not delete. You'll leave a portion of your slime on the cliff when the krakens consume you.
!push: Like !jump but for other players. Players can't be !pushed if they have the "Fat Chace" or "Big Bones" mutation. However, having "Light as a Feather" overrides both of these and makes you vulnerable to pushing.
!bully is an alias for !push. !push and !bully also have a dual function outside of the Cliffs.

Mining has been completely reworked. You can once again !mine without additional arguments.
On every !mine there's a 5% chance of triggering a mining event. Mining events are divided into categories of rarity:
- Common events: 60% chance
- Uncommon events: 30% chance
- Rare events: 10% chance
Slime Glob: You get 4x the usual amount for your !mine. (Common event)
Slime Frenzy: You hit a dense slime vein and everyone in the mine gains double slime from !mine for 30 seconds. (Common event)
Poudrin Frenzy: You hit a vein of poudrins and everyone in the mine gets a guaranteed poudrin for every !mine for 5 seconds. (Uncommon event)
Mineshaft Collapse: Your mineshaft collapses around you. Enter !mine and an 8 letter captcha code to escape in time. If you wait more than 60 seconds or continue mining normally for too long, you lose half your slime in a mining accident. (Uncommon event)
Minesweeper: Mining becomes Minesweeper for 3 minutes. (Rare event)
Bubble Breaker: Mining becomes a bubble breaker sort of mini game for 3 minutes. Create fields of identical number bubbles to pop them all. (Rare event)
Mining accidents (50% slime) for mining beyond your hunger limit and mining in the wrong channel are also back.

Added the umbrella, a new weapon that will protect you from the bicarbonate rain weather effect.
The umbrella employs a new captcha based combat system, that requires you to enter a security code with every !kill.
The umbrella also reduces incoming damage in combat by 50%.
Added a raincoat cosmetic, that also protects you (or your slimeoid) from the bicarbonate rain.

Added the bicarbonate rain weather effect.
Standing outside in the bicarbonate rain will cause you to lose 10% of your slime every 10 seconds, or at least 10,000 slime.
Slimeoids have a chance to die in the bicarbonate rain depending on their size.
The weather changes more frequently and the bicarbonate rain effect has an increased likelihood of appearing.

!offer now looks for a non-offered item to offer in the trade. To remove an item from the trade, use the new !removeoffer command.
Trading now supports the inventory sorting and stacking system.

All items in the Sewers are now scattered across the city, or flushed into the Slime Sea, whenever a player revives.
Players who die by falling off the blimp or into the Slime Sea now drop their items into the zone they land in, instead of into the transport they were riding.
Players who fish in the Slime Sea now have a chance to reel in items, that were previously dropped into it.

Every player gets 1 soul.
You can !extractsoul to remove your soul from your body. You can exchange and bet this soul as though it was any other cosmetic item.
You can regain a soul by using !returnsoul with a soul in your inventory. The soul needs to be yours for it to work.
If you hold a soul from another player, you can !squeezesoul to taunt them, and drain them of a big chunk of slime. Threaten using this power to make them do your bidding! You can also send a message, similar to haunt messaging.
You can !betsoul at the casino to exchange it for half a billion Slimecoin. However, you and other players can !buysoul to purchase a soul that has been gambled this way. Mention a player when betting or buying to specify their soul.

Added picture frames. You can !frame an image link to make it part of the item description.
Adorn now finds only unadorned items. You have to use !dedorn to remove them now.
Same with the slimeoid commands, you have to use !undressslimeoid to remove them.
Item quantity shows up on !inspect.

Added Glocksbury Comics. You can purchase enemy 'repels' there.
Defender enemies now take half damage.
Raid bosses now no longer get identifiers when moving into the city.
Reduced enemy spawn rate by 1/3.
Increased enemy lifetime to 12 hours (up from 3).
Increased enemy aggro timer to 5 seconds, when a player enters into a district (up from 3).
Increased raid boss move cooldown to 150 seconds (up from 120).
Made common enemies more common and raid bosses more rare.

!trade [player] to ask them to trade.
If they !accept you can !offer each other items.
!completetrade when you're ready. Items will be exchanged when both players do this.
!canceltrade to, well, cancel a trade.
Trades are cancelled on death or when a player leaves the area.
Check all that with !help trading.

Added !survey command to reduce clutter.
Added response splitting for apartments to avoid lengthy responses.
Added the sandbag to the Dojo, which costs no slime or hunger to attack, but does not drop slime either.
Updated the slimeoid battling functions to not work when a player doesn't have a slimeoid.

You can smelt leather furniture using regular furniture and scalps.
A laundry machine has been added to the bazaar. You can !wash dyes off of stuff, including slimeoids.
You can now !browse for some RFCK-related discord servers, if you own a laptop.

You can now !recycle your trash at the SlimeCorp Recycling Plant in Smogsburg.

You can now !stow and !snag items in public chests within Cop Killtown, the Rowdy Roughhouse, Juvie's Row and the Sewers.
Check the contents of a chest using !chest.

You can now display your fish in an !aquarium inside your apartment. Retrieve the fish with !releasefish.
You can now put arbitrary items on a !propstand inside your apartment. Retrieve the item with !unstand.

The cooldowns for various actions are now displayed, when you attempt to perform them prematurely. You can also check your !fursuit for the next full moon.
Slimeoid incapacitation after losing in battle has been lowered from 15 minutes to 5 minutes.